How To Be The Man In Bed This VDAY by Lana Tailor

Hey Guys,

 

Many of you ask me questions regarding women, what they want, and how to please them.  Well, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so I thought I’d treat you to some details that will have your partner begging for more.  Check out my column on Sharp Magazine’s website!

Enjoy, and Happy Valentine’s Day!!

 

Lana

PS, I love that they called me a “Smoke Show” lol. Thanks guys, you make me blush!!

 

I got a haircut

It’s been a while now that I’ve been wanting to cut my hair. Long hair just doesn’t quite suit my personality, so I decided to spunk up my image with a fresh hair cut. Hope you LOVE it!

New Year’s Resolutions

  1. Before you status update, Tweet, Tumble or Instagram, pause and say to yourself, “is it entirely necessary that I share this morsel of thought with my entire social network?”and if the answer is not, “yes, I absolutely must,” then step away from the Internet.
  2. Know which candidate you’re going to vote for in the upcoming presidential election, and know why.
  3. Enough with the 14-day juice cleanses. If you want to lose a little weight quickly, eat less and exercise like crazy. If you want to lose a lot of weight slowly, do whatever Jennifer Hudson did.
  4. If you really like the person you’re hooking up with and would like them to be your boyfriend/ girlfriend, find a way to tell them, and hope for the best. If you don’t and wouldn’t, stop.
  5. Find a way to save approximately 300 dollars and spend it on a flight to see a friend or family member who lives far away.
  6. Please stop liking the Kardashians, all of them. It’s not helping anyone, least of all the Kardashians.
  7. Spend less than or equal to the money you earn each month.
  8. Wear clothes that fit you, especially to work.
  9. Call someone on the phone at least once a week, and speak to him or her for at least ten minutes.
  10. Start preparing now to get over the fact that Facebook is probably going to change again in six months. You’re not going to deactivate your account. You don’t know how.
  11. Wait 30 seconds before you look up a fact you can’t remember on your phone, and try to remember it using your brain. This is what the olden days were like.
  12. Replace one terrible reality show you’re currently watching with one wonderful scripted show currently available on television.  Swap suggestion: Real Housewives of Anywhere for HBO’s Enlightened.
  13. Try that food you think you don’t like but have never actually tried, unless it’s brussels sprouts. They really don’t need any more attention.
  14. Cut one person out of your life who you truly do not like and add one person who you truly do. Note: not on Facebook, on Earth.
  15. If you’re still blacking out regularly, you should stop.
  16. Volunteer once over the next 90 days.  You’ll feel really good about it, and probably end up volunteering again over the next 275.
  17.  Tell someone who you love that you love them on a more regular basis. To their face, not in a text.
  18. Back up your entire online life onto an external hard drive, especially your photos.
  19. Crap or get off the pot. This applies to whatever thing you’re not doing that you should just sack up and do already.
  20.  And in the eternal words of Tom Haverford, “TREAT YO SELF!”

Happy 2012 everyone!

Friend(s)

As we get older, we seem to part ways with out childhood friends. I can remember one friend from elementary school who was the best person I’ve probably enjoyed hanging out with… ever. She was kind, non-judging, and was quite frankly the only person I could really be myself around. Looking back, I realize how important it is to actively participate in the joy of friendship by being present. Have a read at this article and let it capture your thoughts. It’s a fantastic read!

 

35 Awesome Quotes from Einstein

Einstein is one of my favorite theoretical physicists of all time.  When I found this article, I got shivers with all the great quotes he wrote and practiced daily.

 

1. “The only real valuable thing is intuition.”

2. “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

3. “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.”

4. “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

5. “The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.”

6. “The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.”

 

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Exercise Your Brain with Fun Facts

  1. 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.
  2. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don’t die throughout the movie.
  3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  4. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
  5. 123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S’s highways.
  6. 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest road.
  7. 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.
  8. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is “A meaningless existential hell.”
  9. 315 entries in Webster’s Dictionary will be misspelled.
  10. 5% of Canadians don’t know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.
  11. 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year.
  12. 7% of Americans don’t know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.
  13. 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.
  14. 99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.
  15. A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.
  16. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  17. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
  18. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
  19. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
  20. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
  22. A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
  23. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
  24. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
  25. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  26. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it’s there.
  27. A hedgehog’s heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
  28. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
  29. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
  30. A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
  31. A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  32. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
  33. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
  34. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years. Wow.
  35. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
  36. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
  37. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  38. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  39. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
  40. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  41. A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
  42. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
  43. A skunk can spray its stinky scent more than 10 feet.
  44. A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
  45. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
  46. A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the background — when they say “walla-walla” it looks like they are actually talking.
  47. A whale’s penis is called a dork.
  48. About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
  49. About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]
  50. According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
  51. Actor Tommy Lee Jones and former vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.
  52. Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

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